“So I met Scott Schuman today. He didn’t take my picture, but I took his. To be honest, I was floored by how short he was. He looked like a kid drowning in a designer suit — sort of mafia-like with a classic all-American haircut. Knowing he’s shorter than myself, and I’m rather short, gave me perspective as to why all of his ‘icons’ on The Sartorialist are these towering gorgeous giants. He can’t help but have them tower above him. The camera’s always pointed up. Anyways, it’s nice know he’s a midget — like me. After all, we midgets live together, but diet alone.”
In other Scott Schuman related news, I’m supposed to be interviewing the man on Saturday for New Zealand magazine Pulp. Any questions anybody would like me to ask?
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