I’m sorry but whose idea was it to bring Pamela Anderson down to New Zealand and make a complete international laughing stock of our industry? Somebody must have been thinking overtime on that one. Like, “Hmmm… need to drum up a bit of publicity… Which famous people can we think of?? Lindsay Lohan? She’d be perfect, but damn, not available. Who’s in fashion… Karl Lagerfeld? Nope, he’s showing Chanel in Paris next week. Anna Nicole Smith? Crappo. Dead. Oh, I know, how about Pamela Anderson. She was in that great 90s beach drama, and what about her comeback in Borat? Perfect!”
Here’s what giant gossip blog What Would Tyler Durden Do had to say about the ordeal:
“New Zealand has a Fashion Week, apparently, and it’s going on now, and creepy weirdo Richie Rich had his show last night. He’s the graceful swan who roller skated 10 feet then fell down. Pam Anderson was the star of the show, and I’m using “star” in the loosest possible sense. All she really did was walk down the runway in clothes that were clearly going to fall off and then did. I think I got a virus just opening these. And I don’t mean a computer virus. I mean syphilis.”
Below – more from Perez Hilton.
“Pamela Anderson sashayed her non-SPF body down the Richie Rich catwalk in New Zealand and let it all hang out! The 42 year-old showed off some serious T n’ A, while wearing a very sheer sheet that had her image printed on it at the finale of the A*Muse fashion show. The animal-friendly and organic A*Muse collection consists of tees, hoodies, casual dresses, and beachwear with images of the designer himself and of course, his muse, Pammie. While the girl is fearless when it comes to showing off her body, after passing 40 we think it’s time to cover it up, Pam. Gravity is running its course on you and not everyone wants to see that!”
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