#1146 A story told with pictures – An Education


David: Hello.


David: Look, if you had any sense you wouldn’t take a lift from a strange man, but I’m a music lover and I’m worried about your cello. So what I propose is you put it in my car and walk along beside me.


Jenny: How do I know you won’t just drive off with the cello?


David: Good point. Ummm, how much does a new cello cost? 10, 15 pounds? I don’t know… Let’s say… 15. No? Alright, up to you.


David: I’m David by the way.
Jenny: Jenny.
David: Very good.


David: How did the concert go?


Jenny: It was a rehearsal, concert’s next thursday.


David: What are you playing?


Jenny: Elgar.


David: Ahh. I think it’s a shame he spent so much time in Worcester. Don’t you? Because Worcester’s too near Burmingham and you can hear that in the music. There’s a terrible Brummy accent in there if you listen hard enough. Anyway, Elgar and the Jews don’t mix very well.


Jenny: I’m not a Jew!


David: No, I am.


Jenny: Oh.


David: I wasn’t accusing you.


Jenny: Can I sit in the car with my cello?


David: Jump in.

The lesson here is simple. Never get into cars with strange men.

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