Photo: The Fashionables
1. New Zealand is quite far away from the rest of the world, but the internet is global. If you replicate another company’s work and put the evidence online, there’s a high probability that people will notice. Bear that in mind.
2. There is only one Ricky Gervais and only one David Brent. Many have attempted to replicate the subtle nuances of that genius performance, all have failed. The latest in a long line of fallen heroes – Jeremy Corbett on last night’s Ben and Jeremy’s Big Road Trip.
4. New Zealand has just five pairs of maroon hightop Chuck Taylors coming into the country this afternoon, and they’re all going to Pat Menzies. I’m getting the size eights. Four pairs left…
5. Why would you enter a modelling competition and not bother learning how to walk in high heels? Top Model premiered last Friday, and it would seem, judging by their lack of foresight, that several of the final 14 really are just pretty faces.
6. Colin Mathura-Jeffree however is the greatest thing to happen to New Zealand television since I don’t even know when.
7. Want to cringe like you’ve never cringed before? Watch the interview that Paul Henry did with Pamela Anderson when she was in New Zealand last year. How many times can one man mention the word Playboy in the space of five minutes? You’d be amazed.
8. Speaking of Ms. Anderson, New Zealand Fashion Week is still claiming that one as a success story. Agree to disagree.
9. Stylists, check your models’ outfits properly before they get photographed. Case in point: Sara Tetro in last week’s Viva. Great shot, but did anybody else notice the cardboard label was still on her pants?
10. Who is Salt? I don’t know but I’m dying to find out.
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